Error 404 I woke up this morning hoping for blue skies, but the sky hadn’t loaded. I went downstairs hungry for a cooked breakfast, but mum froze while frying eggs. I walked to school expecting to see my friends, but they were glitching all over the place. I went to the shop after school wanting to buy some sweets, but the cash register lagged out. … Continue reading Error 404

An interrogation room inside New Scotland yard Detective 1: “What have you got for me today detective?” Detective 2: “You ain’t gonna believe this one, take a look.” Picks up clipboard “So, we picked them up around an hour ago at Camden Market committing GBH and ABH on members of the public, also an attempt at a breaking & entering, one of them was drunk … Continue reading One in a reptillion

Two friends walk into a McDonald’s. “Hello welcome to McDonald’s, what can I get for you?” “Hi, yeah can we get two medium big mac meals, one with a banana milkshake and the other with a strawberry” “sure… I’m sorry, I’m afraid there are no milkshakes at the moment, what other drinks can I get for you?” They both leave empty handed. Continue reading Modern Day Disappointment